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| First Place - Short Story 2023 |
I forgot to inspect my car.
There. I've said it. I feel much better. I've got that tremendous burden off my chest and maybe now I can sleep again.
I'm not normally the defiant type, but this time other things just got in the way. Remembering to inspect your auto is a lot like remembering to renew your license -- if you don't look at it every day it slips your mind. And that's what happened. I became preoccupied with other things and, poof, instantly I become a lawless dissident. I know I'm not the only one who has fallen victim to this kind of behavior. On the contrary, thousands of people every month do the same thing. But I have a conscious and it became very bothered.
Traveling the streets of my hometown became a nightmare. Every time I passed a police officer I cringed. Hoping, no, praying that his eyesight wasn't keen enough to spot my out-of-date sticker.
Before long, I was taking the long way to work, careful not to pass in front of the sheriff's office. Normal trips to the store became a perilous excursion. Far away trips were out of the question. Fear became a constant companion. I dramatized what I would say if I should happen to be stopped by an officer. I was going to play it cool and tell him the truth -- tell him I simply forgot. Naaah. He'd never buy that. I'm sure other equally-naive criminal minds had used that one before. No. I had to come up with a good excuse.
Then it hit me, a perfect alibi for my terrible memory, I'd explain that my car was part of a...
About then I bolted straight upright in bed, beaded in a cold sweat. Could this have been a dream? No. It felt too real. Hurriedly I dressed and darted outside. The little square sticker on my windshield informed me I still had a few days left. I stumbled back inside, exhausted and relieved and fell back into bed, content in the knowledge I would not hesitate to renew my inspection sticker when the time came.
It's that kind of nightmare that'll take the word procrastination, right out of a person's vocabulary. Permanently.


